SAY IT WITH A SLAP

Música: Eliot Daniel
Letra: Eliot Daniel



When a bird loves a bird he can twitter
When a puppy falls in love he can yap
Every pigeon likes to coo
When he says I love you
But a bear likes to say it with a slap

When a whippoorwill's in love he can whipper
All the horses neck and all the turtles snap
Every deer and every dove has a way of makin' love
But a bear likes to say it with a slap

You can ask any bear
Oh, there's nothin' to compare
With a love tap strong or weak

So if you're ready for romance
And you ever get the chance
Grab your girl, give her your cheek

So when love comes along
Don't be silly
Never waste your time like a sap
Let the other hug and kiss
But the bare facts are this
That a bear like to say it with a slap
Slap, slap

Grab your bears and swing 'em wide
Shake their fur and scratch their hide
Give her a slap
Give her a cuff
Go 'round that floor and strut your stuff

He slapped her once and he missed her jaw
and he wound up smackin' his mother-in-law

Now here comes Grandpa gettin' in line
And her comes baby bear behind

When a bird loves a bird he can twitter
When a puppy falls in love he can yap
Every pigeon likes to coo
When he says I love you
But a bear likes to say it with a slap

When a whippoorwill's in love he can whipper
All the horses neck and all the turtles snap
Every deer and every dove has a way of makin' love
But a bear likes to say it with a slap

You can ask any bear
Oh, there's nothing to compare
with a love tap strong or weak

If you've ready for romance
And you ever get the chance
Grab your girl, give her your cheek

So when love comes around
Don't be silly
Never ever waste your time like a sap
Let the others hug and kiss
But the bare facts are this
That a bear likes to say it with a slap
Slap, slap